(Source: msjeng)
- Teacher: C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade!
- Student: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore
when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”
(Source: woofuckingjiho)
(Source: toptumbles)
first of all, who allowed me on the internet
stuck in a broken elevator
with your bestfriend:
with your crush:
with your enemy:
with no one:
(Source: keith0ng)
(Source: 0ver-doze)
When I see ugly people in a relationship, and I’m just sitting here being single.
(Source: arist0cunt)
